Job Openings!

METEOROLOGIST 

Now hiring for a bikini babe weather girl.

 Oh, and someone to scrub the floors. 

 Can be same person. 

Send resume or curiculum vitae, a cover letter under 25 words, with more than five 8×10 glossy headshots, a gift certificate in the amount of L$1.50, your username and password to anything, along with a month supply of Dr Pepper preferrably in bottles and pure cane sugar only, with twelve postage stamps from any country, a cat in a hat, hours available, previous work examples no matter what the job, a t-shirt depicting your favourite tv show and an IM to Wrath Paine in-world.

Thank you and someone will contact you.  Eventually.